The most notorious fraternity house at Faber College, the Delta Tau Chi House is well-known for flaunting the rules, hosting loud parties and going against the system whenever possible. It is an open secret that Dean Vernon Wormer has put Delta House on double-secret probation, which worries House president Robert Hoover.
Parking and public transportation at Delta House
There is some street parking on fraternity row at Faber College, but that doesn't matter at Delta House. The lawn is expansive and if you can find a spot in between the furniture you can park vehicles as large as a Lincoln Continental. House member D-Day is also known to park his motorcycle indoors. On the second floor.
Best and worst time go to Delta House
It seems like there is a party every night at Delta House. Eric "Otter" Stratton, the rush chairman and damn glad to meet you, is the brain trust behind most top Delta House get-togethers, including the annual toga party.
Alcohol at Delta House
"Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'."- Fraternity member Bluto Blutarsky.
Admission to Delta House
As a fraternity, new pledges must pass initiation. Legacies generally must be taken into the house. Accepted new members are woken up in the middle of the night via fire extinguisher and are taken to the house where they drink beer, are given nicknames, and sing "Louie, Louie."
Must see/do at Delta House
The toga party might be the best event of the year. Don't miss the homecoming parade at Faber as the Deltas always have an innovative entry.
Other places to visit near Delta House
On campus, don't forget to check out the statue of college founder Emil Faber near the administration building and his wise words to all students past and present. Delta House's favorite band, Otis Day and the Knights, plays at the nearby Dexter Lake Club. Otis loves them. All-girls school Dickinson College is not far away either. The Mayor of Faber, Carmine DePasto, encourages you to visit the rest of the city in one of his Oldsmobiles. Top sites in town include the Food King grocery store, which stocks unnaturally large supplies of marbles.
Insider tip for visitors to Delta House
"Nothing is over until we say it is!" is Delta's unofficial motto, and remember that as you take part in the fraternity's shenanigans. Also, don't bad mouth the United States of America. They're not going to sit there and take it.
Note: If you think this description is real, you haven't seen "Animal House" enough.